Improvisation--squishy and mouse

"It is a fine day to get some cheese," thought Pratish the mouse. He loved cheese, in fact the squishier it was, the better it was. He walked out of his little mouse door; one which he had crafted from the finest of woods: a nice birch. He turned the doorknob and opened the door, only to be greeted by a large "BANG!!!" As it turned out, his house had been sturdy enough to handle the bombing on his homeland. His home country was at war with the country of the rats, for they were in a strong disagreement over which species had better taste in food. Pratish ran back into his house, and immediately grabbed his weaponry; a very efficient mouse bazooka, and his mouse machete. "I think I will wear my infamous cheese disguise" he thought, and quickly donned it so he could go out and battle. He had gotten the nickname "Cheesus" from his endeavors in this disguise where he had saved many of his mouse kin from certain death. As Cheesus ran toward the battle field an eagle swoops down and grabs Cheesus, his pulls out his mouse machete and slices the eagle in half. The eagle parts fell to the battle field hitting some of Cheesus's enemies making his comrads exuberant that they wouldn't have to fight more rats. Franctically, a great explosion come from is from the kitchen.  The rats were begining to throw grenades.  Cheesus scrambled to find cover as the grenades bombarded his comrads line.  Finally, after what felt like forever, the grenade throwing was over.  Cheesus knew that it was time for hand to hand combat.  An enemy rat was running straight at him, as Cheesus reached down to get some sand to throw in the rats face. he ran over, pulling his gun like a cowboy in a western movie. cheeses had one of the best shots in spain. he could shoot right through a pineapple at over 300 feet.  when the rat was almost two feet from reaching cheesus all that was heard was a big bang.  suddenly there was only one thing stanging and that was cheesus. the fight was over between  mouse and rat for now, but cheesus new there would be more to come.