Why the World is flat

So, as we all know, the world is flat. But, because I have found out that it is not so common knowledge, I will discuss the reasons why.

                This concept that the world is round; that we live on a spherical surface, is a sort of historic prank. It may be round around the edges, but it is certainly not spherical in form. This is shown clearly but the fact that the curve of the earth’s surface is not clearly visible. No matter how far one looks, the curving of the earth’s surface is not visible. When one looks off into the horizon, one sees a flat surface, not a curved shape.

                Another reason that the earth is flat is shown when one jumps. If the earth were rotating and a sphere, when one jumped, the earth would rotate under their feet, and they would appear to fly off at about 600 miles per hour in one direction! This fact is obvious, and if the earth were a sphere, the population of life on it would drastically decrease due to the fact that leaving the ground is certain to result in a painful demise.

                The problem with travel around a spherical world is one which can be easily explained. As one goes to the edge of the world, there is a portal to exact opposite side of the earth. Similar to the game asteroids, as one goes off one edge of the world; they will “pop up” on the other side, unharmed. This is easily shown through plane and travel routes around the world.

                So, in conclusion, the world is plainly flat, one side teeming with life, and the other a barren landscape, lifeless and dead. The miracle of life is one which has such a low probability, and only one side of the earth can get it. So, all should embrace this truth, and learn to accept and live on their flat planet.